if Zeus had sex with a guy who had the nicest butt ever, then gave birth to a half-god half-human-with-an-amazing-ass, that would be my neighbour

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Half asleep imagining sucking dick and I drooled all over my arm

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This little Taiwanese guy I talk to on grindr is the cutest, he gets excited about everything and he’s always genuinely interested

This little Taiwanese guy I talk to on grindr is the cutest, he gets excited about everything and he’s always genuinely interested

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i wish i was high

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Did everybody else know that Clara Oswald was Bucky’s date to the Stark Expo? What the fuck

Did everybody else know that Clara Oswald was Bucky’s date to the Stark Expo? What the fuck

I want this shirt

I want this shirt

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barack-obottm:

dick had me like

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Feel free to enjoy this photo I must have taken when I was drunk

Feel free to enjoy this photo I must have taken when I was drunk

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If you’re not watching the new series New Worlds, then you should be.